Launch day!

Our beloved Annabelle is back! Together with Haggis… and then also together with Moanmoan The Samoan (who is not based on a Holywould star because I don’t want to get sued).

Buy Haggis here!!!

My dear Fans, I am exhausted by the Launch Party, but do you know what is sad – since I write in cognito, I couldn’t even hint at Ethel and Myrna (and her husband Harry, I have suspicions regarding Ethel not being in possession of a husband at her advanced age of twenty-five, which is not to say I am against sapphic couples, which you will discover while reading Haggis MacBrawns: The Trilogy which now has all three books in it). And since I don’t have paper back or hardcover books yet, I couldn’t accidentally slip them into their handbags. Which, now that sherry has worn off (but the headache didn’t, so please forget me for any typos I might make in this post) is good, because how would they explain to their husband Harry and Ethel’s I-have-suspicions the appearance of literature in their handbags? Also, it makes no sense to slip them the third book when (I am sure they would share with me if it was otherwise) they haven’t read the first and the second yet.

SO!

In order to inconspicuously slide books into handbags, which I will not know how to explain but since I am an Author full of ideas I will come up with something, I will be publishing an Omnibus (this means a collection, if you are not as acquainted with Literaturary words as I am) soon with a paper back and a hardcover cover. It will feature ALL of the Haggis goodness, and of Annabella’s, and Brenda who is (I can’t tell who she is, because that would be a “spoiler” and one of my many Fans told me I shouldn’t tell people about “spoilers” which is not what I found in the fridge on Thursday night but spoiling the fun of curprise). And it will also feature Moanmoan the Samoan, obviously, together with his wife Liza Bonbonet.

Here is a “teaser” of Haggis MacBrawn’s (no longer a) Biggest Secret which I have been selling last night on Mr Bezos (my publisher’s) website!!! In which (the “teaser”) you learn about Annabelle’s best friend Liza. It is also a bit of a “spoiler” for Brenda, which I have just realised, so don’t read that part if you haven’t read the first book, Haggis MacBrawn’s Dishy Secret.

I will soon update you on my upcoming novels! Yes! In plural tense, because there are so many ideas germinating (in a non-disgusting way) inside my mind. My husband Gunther wouldn’t know an idea if it hit him, which I don’t do because I am a peaceful person… UNLESS I am writing a crime-filled motorcycle gang mystery (romantic) OR an epic fantasy tome (romantic) which I might or might not be doing now! (Once I finish this blog post.)

Oh and I almost forgot. I am available for interviews, dear Journalists and Book Bloggers. Simply use my email karenmccompostine and then at (I was told that if I write down the email address I will get “spam” which is unwanted piracy in emails, and I don’t want any of that) gmail full stop com. I think I will ask my designer Paolo to create a “contact form” here because even I get confused by the email thing (“LOL”) and maybe then I don’t get “spam”? I am an Author, not an email designer. So I will come back here to add the full information about you reaching out to me for interviews (but only in writing, since I continue to create in cognito, until I get independently rich as a novelist and leave Gunther and his beer behind, same as I once left the Colombian drug lord… about which you will one day learn from my memoir, Life and Times of the Artist (title subject to change).

(Edit: Paolo has added a contact form. It’s on top of the page where it says “Contact.”)

With love,

Karen xxxxxxxxxxxx

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